Life lessons and important facts according to Zack:
Missionaries get fat.
Some go bald.
A "Dragon Slayer"is someone who goes to dance parties and makes out with the ugliest girl they can find.
If someone offers to buy you a drink, let them.
Don't cut him in line. He needs his Red Bull, his blood sugar is low and he's grouchy...blah, blah, blah.
Some trainers are copy cats, some trainers are just plain stupid and old. Especially Janice.
*He really doesn't like her very much...
Don't get drunk, you'll probably end up pregnant in the back of someone's car.
Don't get pregnant!
Do something useful and let your dad turn your room into a man cave.
Play time is over.
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