HAHA-laughing in capital letters and much needed advice

HAHAHA

now on a more serious note...i need some advice

there's this boy...he's reallllly cute. 

and funny.

and handsom.

and funny at telling stories.

and smart.

and attractive.

and hilarious.

and a lot of other things....

anyway

i have a GIANT kindergartner crush on him

kindergartner like because i hardly know him

i know the rest of his family better than him

BUT

i want to know him better then the rest of the family.

so, here's my pressing question: how do i seduce the funny cute boy?

please note, i use the word seduce very loosely here

i don't actually want to seduce him

i just want to go on a date with him. or five. 

maybe even hold hands or something.

i dunno. is that too much to ask of the modern day man?

some of you may be thinking,

"rylie, it's just a date you want. what's so hard about that?"

for all you doubting debbies out there, 

let me fill you in on a few details

1. technically, we live in the same home town, but the fact that i am currently living in provo makes it a bit more complicated

2. i am a horrible hint dropper. when i am not interested in someone i can flirt like it's nobody's business. when the butterflies kick in, i'm a goner. 

now for the biggest problem of all

3. we don't have each others numbers

i know. it's horrible

how do people get anywhere in love without technology?!

...only kind of joking...

so my friends, i ask you

how do i get funny cute boy to ask me out?

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***if your reading this and are a funny cute boy who doesnt have my number, consider it a hint***