...how my life is a tv show

Amy and I are convinced we are on a TV show. We aren’t really in Romania, and we aren’t really going to save the world. They pulled a fast one on us and instead of flying us half way around the world, they flew us in circles for 16+ hours and finally decided to set us down in Montana. While we were “time traveling” they were creating a set full of foreign looking people, weird smells, and really hot temperatures. It’s like the Truman Show! Or The Even Stevens Movie...or that show on MTV where they send bratty girls to third world countries to put them in their place. There’s no way we are on BYUTV. There isn’t a large enough audience. Something like this is on TLC or Lifetime. Maybe even MTV. We aren’t as tanned as Snookie and our vocabularies aren’t limited to 4 letter expletives so maybe our debut on MTV isn’t a reality, but hey, we have to explore all of our options! We know that you guys are voting us off so pick favorites (ME) and play your cards right! We decided that Kelsey F. is gonna go first (sorry Kels...) because of all the issues she has been having getting money. We also know that everything that has happened to us so far is a set up...The producers decide what things you as viewers will find entertaining, and then they throw them at us. I guess it has a Hunger Games factor too! I mean, who wouldn’t be entertained by 14 girls kissing a dead woman’s hand because they think they are worshiping an Orthodox saint who happens to be somewhat of an urban legend to begin with. Or being stalked by gypsies and nearly choked out by a strange man in the park...? Yea. Sounds like a set up to me.

Just know that we are on to you and plan on fighting it out till the end.