Sep 2, 2011

Inconvienient places to have an itch...

1) The area surrounding a scab or otherwise gaping flesh wound.
2) Your palms. It is IMPOSSIBLE to satisfy a palm itch no matter how long your nails are or how long you scratch.
3) The bottoms of your feet when your wearing tennis shoes and socks. While running. You end up kind of hobbling because you think if you put less pressure on your foot it won't itch anymore. When that doesn't work you stomp because maybe it's really the other way around. The MORE pressure you put on it the better it will be. When all else fails you try "kicking"-it's more like a leg spasm off to the side, when your foot comes off the ground because maybe there is something in your sock and it will magically disappear if you can get it to shift around slightly.
4) Your eyes. Once you itch them there is no going back. You keep itching and itching and next thing you know your contacts are jacked, your eyes are watering and you are one hot mess.

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